Chewbacca's Love Slave: Archive

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“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself...”

– Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. I would like to point out that this means the snowballs were slamming into Voldemort’s face. How hilarious is that. (via metz77)

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bieberxfeverx asked: hey !! justin bieber is calling girls now! .. one every night ! check www.call-justinbieber.com

Jan 1st

bieberxfeverx asked: hey !! justin bieber is calling girls now! .. one every night ! check www.call-justinbieber.com

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i wonder what it's like for those normal people

eveningowl: who can just watch a show and like it and not be like OH GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING SINCE NUTELLA I NEED TO MARATHON IT FOR THREE WEEKS STRAIGHT AND OH LOOK AT THESE PRETTY GRAPHICS AND GIFS AND OH I NEED THE THEME SONG AS MY RINGTONE AND OH IS THERE ANY DECENT FIC? I LOVE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS

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amandiepandie asked: Happy New Year <3
I hope 2011 is good to you!!

Jan 1st

amandiepandie asked: Happy New Year <3
I hope 2011 is good to you!!

Jan 1st

I may go to this party for a few hours then come...

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Tumblr is taking over.

Therapist: What's on your mind?
Me: Honestly?
Therapist: Honestly, go ahead.
Me: Sex. This website. Sex. My followers.
Therapist: So.. This website, is it eHarmony?
Me: No, what are you smoking? Does it look like I need eHarmony?
Therapist: Okay well what is it called?
Me: I can't answer this question.
Therapist: Why not? It's a simple question.
Me: NO ONE SPEAKS OF IT UNLESS YOU ARE PART OF IT. You do not have an account, therefore, we cannot talk about this. End of discussion.

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Reblog with what you'd name a cat.

cosmicbowties: jazzdalek-: glamournana: perfumeandpancakes: partykid-kobrapoison: -sexontoast: televisedcrucifixion: haniqua531: hairbownecklace: walkingwiththewounded: Jon. Futurecat. Pumpkin. Or Macavity. Spencer. Mufasa. I’m naming my future cat Mufasa, no matter what genger, breed, or color. MUFASA. Santi. Cosmus if it’s a boy, Florence if it’s a girl. ...

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BALLS.

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